Two men sit across from each other, both waiting to begin the contest of their lives. This is no ordinary eating contest. These two men are not going to see who can eat the most flapjacks or cram the most pie into their pie-hole. No, these two men have to travel the globe to find the most endangered species they can find, cook it with a recipe of their choosing, and split it into thirds...one third for themselves, one for the judges and a third to throw away. Because truly, what is more awesome and manly than wasting food?
The first man sets off on his quest to find the Caspian Sea Wolf. Native to Russia, the Caspian Sea Wolf lives in small packs. The man approaches the area by helicopter, but to get closer, he dons a disguise of the wolf's natural prey, the deer. As soon as he gets close enough, the wolves spot him. They break into a sprint for the "deer" while the man sits, waiting. At the last moment, the man whips off his disguise, brandishes a twelve-gauge shotgun and carefully (as carefully as one can be with a shotgun) blows the face off the wolf, killing it instantly. This scares away the other wolves, allowing the man to pick up the carcass and signal the helicopter to pick him up so he can begin on the second part of the competition.
[Join us later for part 2...]
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What's particularly awesome about this is that this is essentially identical to a conversation Sean and I had this summer.
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