Man Vs. Nile Crocodile

On a warm day on the Nile, a man decides to take a swim. Little does he know or care of the company he keeps when he does this. Seeing prey enter the water, nearby crocodiles move in for the kill. The first crocodile to him brings its jaws down with crushing force on the man’s midsection. The man does not flinch; with a quick flex of his abs, he breaks the crocodiles grip and brings his hands in between his body and the crocodile’s teeth. With another quick motion he breaks the crocodile’s jaw. Another crocodile bites at his head, but the man uses the top part of the previous crocodile’s jaw to block the bite. Realizing his disadvantage in position, the man climbs onto the nearest crocodile and runs across the backs of the assailing crocodiles until he reaches the shore. It is from here that he makes his stand against the other crocodiles. He grabs the next two that attack him and pull them to shore to grab them by their tails. He proceeds to swing these two crocodiles into the other attackers as they come eventually bludgeoning them all to death. The man moves on down the river.