Man Vs. Dragon

A man sits in a plane sipping some water. A sudden jolt in the cabin causes the water to splash all over the him. He looks out the window to spot a red tail flash by. He knows what he must do. He quickly runs to the nearest exit and jumps out the door onto the back of the dragon as it makes another pass. The man grabs a hold of one of the dragon’s wings to prevent it from gaining lift. The dragon flexes its spinal spines to fling the man from its back. He flies up and grabs the dragon around the neck, coming face to face with the beast. The dragon exhales fire into the man’s face only to have the man shout with such force as to blow the fire right back down the dragon’s throat. As an excess of fire and air builds up in the dragon’s neck the man slams the dragon’s mouth shut with an epic uppercut. Unable to relieve the pressure, the dragon’s throat explodes. The man lands back on the dead dragon’s back, grabs the wings, and uses them to fly back up to the plane from which he had jumped. The man patches the exit back up with one of the wings and the flight lands safely at its destination.