Man Vs. Bird

A huge bird soars through the sky, oblivious to it's impending demise.  The bird flies past a tree, where a man jumps off the tree, onto the bird.  The weight of the man causes the bird and man to fall through the sky together.  The man snaps the bird's neck in midair and the man and bird fall to the ground.  The man stands up, brushes himself off, throws the bird's carcass to the side and climbs the nearest tree where he perches, waiting for his next victim.