Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Man Vs. Moth
On a beautiful summer day, a one-person round of golf is being enjoyed. Fluttering in the air are several butterflies and one moth, though the golfer notices none of these, concentrating instead on the fairway. The moth lands on the still-dewy grass and quickly expands to over eight feet tall. As the now shaken swing finishes, an ominous shadow falls over the ground and muffled screams and a single terrifying "Slurp" are heard. Returning to original size, the moth flutters off with the butterflies, leaving behind a golf bag and a potential birdie.
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The man was defeated because he was playing golf as something other than a social activity instead of leaping between mountain peaks as he should have been.
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